Life, The Universe and a really good Martini

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Vice President Dan Quayle

I wonder if Serge Storms ever got a hold of Dan Quayle what would've happened.... For those of you who read my blog and remember it (me) Serge Storms is a carachter in the Ted Dorsey books I keep urging everyone to read. I just started the latest one (already a year old) "The Stingray Shuffle" and I can't put it down... Serge is a psycho... with a heart of gold and an immense love for his home state of Florida. He knows all about it and he'll go out of his way to teach you all its secrets especially when he forgets to take his medication. In this installment he's hunting down a briefcase with 5 million bux which is rightfully his and he obsesses about Florida's railroad history. Once again pick up Tim Dorsey's first 4 books before you get this one and enjoy them all.

Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas. And all the people that would help you, they were dressed up in things that said `I believe in Santa Claus'. And the only thing that I could think is that I believe in George Bush.
-- Senator Dan Quayle at a garden center and produce store in Baltimore

I just couldn't pass this one up .... waiting for Isabel i was thinking of something to Blog about and here it is ... I can't believe you guys went with him as VP for so long... believe me 4 years with this guy can be a mighty long time. Then again it was a time when the US needed some comic relief.. so why didn't he get hired by Saturday Night Live?.. maybe because he didn't have a brain... I found a website with a lot of Quayleisms but I'm not going to divulge it ... you'll have to keep reading....

Note for d glad to see you're still reading... that means you still care...

One of you will leave "The Lap od Luxury" and make their return to their said lives working for the man. Ralph The smarmy host

Ok I know i'm not the only one hooked on reality TV. Who can honestly tell me they have never watched a single episode of Survivor or even The Real World. Well Ladies and Gents here is the answer to all our reality junkie prayers. "The Joe Schmo Show". It is a fake reality show where one Matt from Pittsburgh is invited to participate in a show called The Lap of Luxury and survive X amount of weeks to win 100 grand. The Catch? The show is fake and he is the only one who thinks it's real!!! It has every possible element of a reality series: the buddy, the virgin, the Puck factor, the hot rich bitch. and more and it is really funny. It's great to watch these actors in carachter trying not break out laughing in the middle of a sentence and trying to rememberwhat they tell Matt so they don't screw it up later. I strongly suggest this show for a good laugh and more .. Spike TV tuesdays at nine PM.

He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
And if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice. Kenny Rogers

I just finished reading the autobiography of Amarillo Slim... the greatest gambler in the world... Who else would bet a tennis champion he could beat him at ping-pong and show up with a pair of frying pans as paddles to win... there's more stories like that and a light history of Benny Binion's Horseshoe and the World Series of Poker.